Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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