She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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