You're so nebulous sometimes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
