Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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