Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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