Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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