he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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