just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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