This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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