She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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