i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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