Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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