Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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