I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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