so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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