Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
smell my finger.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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