Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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