can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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