guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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