He is such a slut. More and more my type.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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