I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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