Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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