p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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