forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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