at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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