At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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