glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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