yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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