I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
