she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
When are your genitals available?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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