I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She bit a glass in half.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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