walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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