apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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