found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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