Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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