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Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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