He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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