Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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