i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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