You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You were trust falling into bushes
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