you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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