You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I could fuck to npr.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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