The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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