She's JV to your varsity
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
