she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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