I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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