I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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