OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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