I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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