I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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