I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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