you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize