he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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