Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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