So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
