nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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