We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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